Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
“Kittens to dicks in 20 seconds flat. It’s a scary place.”
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I think its my favorite line to describe tumblr ever. Laughing so hard.
i thought this was a chicken with its hands on its hips
omfg
IM TRYING SO HARD TO SEE THE CHICKEN BUT ALL I SEE IS A PUG???
that is one sassy chicken
oh my fucking GOD
Answers - Shayna
Ask box was too long, wanted to cut it for the sake of your dash. Blah blah blah, I decided upon this.









