May 2013
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noire-pandora:
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
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Pinterest.
Do any of you guys have a Pinterest account? If so, you can follow me under the name wildmonkiez. I just joined and would love new people I can follow :)
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14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo... →
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1. He dances like this at parties
2. He can do this with his face
3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass
4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot
5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general
classy as fuck
6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF,...
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How the sky would look if the planets were as...
propertyofroonilwazlib:
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guceubcuesu:
Moon…
Mercury…
Venus…
Mars…
Jupiter…
Saturn…
Uranus…
Neptune…
Pluto can suck a dick
This is so interesting. Jupiter and Saturn look fucking scary
I am more interested in the OP’s hostility toward Pluto
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before-series-three:
there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”,...
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continueplease:
louwhis:
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ )ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
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marring:
is being too sad an excuse to ignore people
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aud-ler:
what i have learned from talking about my feelings
it’s better to not talk about my feelings
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letstalkfantasybooks:
People think I’m kidding when I say I’m going to have a library in my house when I’m older
and I’m like no
you don’t understand
I have to
There is no other way to fit everything
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americagiveup:
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
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elementary-mydeardoctor:
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atumn:
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
how the media works
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It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for...
– Rosemary Urquico (via fashionfever)
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of-hobbits-and-men:
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mycutefriendsweetprincess:
my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
#i didn’t know i wanted this...
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rnackenzie:
don’t say what’s up to me bc im literally never doing anything and the conversation won’t go anywhere omg
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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
sammydalton:
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BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick? BFF: No, no. Grandma. I’m gay. Grandma: What? BFF: I’m gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now. Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who’s your girlfriend,...
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I don’t know, man, but it doesn’t feel even a little bit like summer. I’m still just as tired, just as worried about school, work and money. Just as stressed. I haven’t had the best emotions lately. I am happy, for some time…then I become really quiet, sad, and emotional. And I can’t snap myself out of it. And I can blame it on one thing or another or...
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going to school: late
going to a doctors appointment: late
going to a dentist appointment: late
going to my friends house: late
going to a party: late
going to a concert: 8 hours early
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